Satisfyer Pro Penguin NG

Charming, and genuinely capable.

The penguin design is a little ridiculous on paper — black and white with a small pink bow — until you actually see it, at which point it just becomes charming. Underneath that design sits the same pressure wave technology that made Satisfyer's name in the first place: touch-free stimulation via air pulses rather than direct vibration.

Eleven programs give you real range to work through, and the curved precision tip means positioning is easier than it looks. USB rechargeable, so no scrambling for batteries mid-use.

Not sure where to start? Read our Honest Beginner's Guide.